Sewing Machine Phone
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Hello me Dckies!!!What's the diffrence between a sewing machine and a female jogger? A sewing machine has only
one bobbin.
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A Bloke goes to the DR to try and find out why he's been unable to start a family,As the DR examines him,the bloke says:"I don't know doc.I just don't think I've got the right knack".
"Correct",replies the Doctor."The problem is,you haven't the left knack either."
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A girl saks her lover,"If we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Of course,he says "What's your phone number?"
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A young couple park in Lovers lane Lane."It's very peacefull,"says the girl."Listen,you can even hear the crickets".
"They're not crickets,"replies the boy,"They're Zippers
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A man gives his girlfriend a small diamond ring."You said I was getting an engagment ring",comp;ains the girl."This is just an unmounted stone",Don't worry,says the man."It'll be mounted the day after you are."
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THERE mE dUCKIES i WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY VALITINES DAY!!!
EVEN YOU ME LITTLE NASTIES HOPE YOU FIND SOME ONE WHO REALLY LOVES YOU,BUT STILL HAVE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.xxxxxxx
Ha ha ha!
Lovely jokes! xD
Have a star and a happy Valentine's day. *
